![]() This film doesn't have those problems but I just can't bring myself to give it a 3. I normally reserve ratings of 1 and 2 for films where the sound and picture quality is so bad that the film is virtually unwatchable. that's about it *shrug* You might want to watch this just to see how bad it really is, but most of it is boring and painful rather than amusing. Some of the girls are nice looking I guess. It's difficult to find anything good to say about this movie. The set is quite literally 'the woods at the bottom of someone's garden' and most of the film takes place within 50 feet of an old shed, which we are supposed to believe is a village. And half-heartedly forcing out a 'ye' or a 'thou' in a modern Liverpool accent didn't add anything to believability. I'm not even sure if I was watching real actors since most of the lines are simply read aloud rather than acted. At no point did I ever believe I was watching real Vikings. The film has a distinctly amateur feel even by TV movie standards. They just reused the name (presumably to add inaccuracy to the long list of flaws in this film). Don't be fooled into thinking that the movie has any relevance to the Viking god Thor or actual mythology. This movie is basically about a bunch of Vikings who sail to a distant land, which turns out to be inhabited by low budget werewolves. In fairness you might wonder where they got the money for a boat and a snow machine, but otherwise 'school media project' is about the standard we are talking here. This is not just a cruel exaggeration it really is that bad. Then you will have some idea of what to expect here. Which stars themselves and their friends running about in the woods and play fighting. ![]() ![]() If you have ever seen a movie made by high school students. But even with such low expectations I was surprised by how bad this film is. ![]() I was expecting something low budget but watchable, around the standard of 'King Arthur', 'The Last Legion', 'Reign of Fire' or a Uwe boll movie (if you have seen any of those?) or a feature length episode of Xena Warrior Princess. I didn't have very high expectations for this movie. ![]()
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